我只要跑得比你快就行了

　　Two guys were walking through the jungle.

　　All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.

　　One of the guys takes out a pair of "Nikes" from his bag and starts to put them on.

　　The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?"

　　His friend replies: "I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you."

　　兩個男人正在穿過叢林，突然，一隻老虎出現在遠處，向他們衝來。

　　其中的一個人從包裡拿出一雙“耐克”鞋，開始穿上。

　　另一個人驚奇地看著他說，“你以為穿上這個就可以跑得過老虎嗎?”

　　他的朋友回答道：“我不用跑得過它，我只要跑得比你快就行了。”